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What is it to be part of the suck patrol society, also called SPS?

by Ms. Simone of www.kinkyphonemistress.com.

You are a secret suck patrol agent. We are glad you made it here. Since you made it here, it's clear that you were chosen to be a secret cock sucking agent. Congratulations. You are hereby initiated into a powerful group of men. You will find, by being part of this exclusive society, that your life will change for the better. You will find that you look at the world in a whole new way. Why look at things in a boring or humdrum way when you can be a Suck Patrol Agent?

What are your duties as a New Suck Patrol Agent?

Your job as a new suck patrol agent is to first find all the guys you would want to suck. It will be a lot of hard research. I suggest women's magazines such as PlayGirl (but don't think you are the only guy buying those.) You will find a plethora of nice cocks that would be quite enjoyable to suck there. When you find that the pages are getting a bit too sticky to turn, your next step would be to find good looking guys online that would be fun to watch. It's easy and safe to look at porn featuring guys getting hot and heavy blow jobs. Keep in mind when you watch the female to take notes on her techniques.

Next, move on to some Gay Porn!

There are numerous free sites such as Xtube and red tube to find your fair share of male on male cock sucking. It's important to watch their technique and pay close attention to those exciting cum eating money shots. Remember, being a Suck Patrol Agent is not all about cups of cum and hard bulges 24/7 in the bedroom. You will also be graded on your ability to pick out the hot guys when you go out on the town.

Edible guys are everywhere you look if you look with your gaydar. (GAYDAR, N. the inborn ability of any cocksucker to know who is haveable.)

When you go to the grocery store, don't just look at the food. Spend some quality time checking out the merchandise pushing the carts. You will find that several hot commodities go to the grocery store wearing their spandex or tight pants. It's only because they want to show off their package to enterprising other Suck Patrol Agents.

Wear your Suck Patrol Uniform!

Suck Patrol Agents LOVE to exercise in all forms. But what really shows off a nice cock is a man that rides a bike, so remember to wear your spandex. If you are Really feeling daring, wear Pink Spandex. Even if you don't have a lot of cock to offer, it's not only pleasant but down right friendly to share what you have with other agents. If you don't have spandex, it is not an excuse either. You can easily slip on some flip flops and a pair of short shorts and be on your way. Remember to look for other men dressed in similar ways. You will also notice a bit of a feminine swing in the hips. You can practice this little swing to let other agents know you are interested in fulfilling your cock sucking adventure.

When you are ready, let your Suck Patrol Mistress know about all your adventures. It is your job to check in with these Mistresses and inform them of your important progress on a weekly, if not daily basis. It is not easy to be cock patrol secret agent, but someone has to do it. I hereby initiate YOU into this secret, but quite wonderful society!