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Reason #5: Sucking Cock raises your IQ by an average of 30%

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There is nothing quite like the wonderful taste of a nice big cock in your mouth, but did you know that semen in your mouth from another man will increase your IQ? Enchantrix studies have proven that after a nice load of cum, men suddenly feel smarter. So, we gave some cock suckers an IQ test both before and after sucking ten cocks. Lo and behold, they scored higher after swallowing cum, proving that they were in fact smarter!

Reason #4 Sucking cock improves your attractiveness.

We took ten cocksuckers that could not get a date to save their lives. On a scale of one to ten on polls, women considered them to be a 2 or 3 at best. Let’s face it, these cock suckers were UGLY! However, after sucking cock, women saw them more as a gay best friend instead of dating material. Then, suddenly, all of these guys had women wanting to have sexual relations with them.

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Reason #3 Sucking cock will get you a better job.

Are you willing to go the extra mile in that job or is it just something that you say? Enchantrix studies have found that after swallowing a load of semen on a regular basis, the better job just falls in your lap. The human resources departments at companies can sniff out someone that will do anything to make it work at a company. If you can suck a cock, then you can accomplish Anything!

Reason #2 Sucking cock will make you healthier.

There is nothing quite like a cum milk shake in the morning to get your day started off right.. This healthy shake will make you want to do more healthy things in your life like getting in shape for your gay lovers. It’s like a domino effect where good behavior begets more healthy but addictive habits.

Number 1 Reason to suck cock in 2018.

You are a cock slut and should give into your primal impulses!

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