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Homoeroticism is built into male culture. When you consider the facts, I think you're constrained to admit it.

Think of who really draws emotional investment from men. I mean besides the romantic love, sense of propriety, and obligation that the average heterosexual cisgender male feels toward his partner or progeny. If you asked most men who inspires them, fills them with admiration, awe and humility, these are almost always other men.

What's more, they're often paragons of masculinity--superheroes, sports stars, rockstars, heroic historical figures and the like. They are what every man dreams of being, and most acknowledge they never will be. Genetics, circumstance, temperament, and the fact that life is not a Marvel comic prevent this.

Men are not only poised, therefore, to recognize their betters, but to willingly concede to them the lion's share of what they consider the rewards of superior manhood. You've likely heard another man say, or even said yourself, that if a particular sports star demanded sexual access to your wife, you wouldn't be offended, and might even encourage her to go for it.

"Hell," you've said, "I'd suck his cock."

Yes, I bet you would.

The statement is usually couched in appreciation for some impressive feat of physical prowess or other manifestation of big dick energy, and said tongue in cheek, but jokes only land when they have a basis in truth.

So why deny it?

I have a little hobby, I guess you might call it. It's the stripping away of the layers of repression that allow you to pretend it's just a joke or a figure of speech that you would service another man sexually. A man who in some way exceeds you on the scale of manhood and/or achievement. After all, you already admit that he's entitled, simply by virtue of his superiority in all the things that matter.

In some cases, if the men who exceed you insisted that you suck their cock, you wouldn't be able to resist them.

What I want you to admit is that you wouldn't even try.

That the idea thrills you.

That you would offer, if you thought no one would ever find out.

That rather than keep your willing capitulation from your wife, girlfriend, or women at large, you fantasize about one or more of them deciding both that you are inferior, and that oral submission to the victor is required.

Perhaps you already have, and you're desperate to tell someone. Perhaps nothing makes you cum harder than expressing your inferiority with your mouth wrapped around the symbol of his superiority, whether in fantasy or reality.

Don't go back into hiding. It's too late, now. If you've read this far, it's the same as admitting that everything I've said is true.

Especially if you have an erection.

Instead, call your Mistress Rachel. Unburden yourself. Admit. Explore.


There's nothing wrong with admitting the superiority of other males. There's nothing wrong with cocksucking fantasies.

What's wrong is denying either one.

But maybe "wrong" is the wrong word. What word am I searching for?

Ah, yes. I know the one.



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Are You Cock Curious?


Being curious about sucking cock is not a bad thing. In fact, the Suck Patrol Mistresses all think there is nothing sexier than a man who is willing to get on his knees and service a man. We Suck Patrol Mistresses understand that, sometimes, a curious would-be cocksucker needs a bit of encouragement from a sexy woman in order to explore and live out his fantasies of orally servicing a man. That’s where we come in.

Imagine this: your Suck Patrol Mistress has set up a big night for you. It’s finally time for you to turn your fantasies about sucking another man’s cock into reality. You’re nervous, but oh-so-excited, about having a hard cock in your mouth.

You’ve discussed it with your Cock Control Mistress, and one thing you both agreed upon is: it’s going to be a very huge cock. Your Mistress is dressed for the occasion: short skirt, stockings, stilettos and a cleavage-baring, silky blouse. You, on the other hand, are stripped naked, waiting for your well-endowed date to arrive.


This Is the Cock Sucker In Training?


Soon, you hear a knock at the door. Your Mistress instructs you to answer it. Slightly embarrassed about your nakedness, but erect and aroused, you slowly approach the door and open it. Standing before you is a tall, attractive man.

He says nothing, just looks you up and down, walks in and approaches your Mistress. “This is the cocksucker in training?” he says, motioning to you. “Yes,” she responds, “that’s him.” “Let’s not waste any time. Drop your pants so he can get started.”

At this point, he walks over to you, and stands in front of you. Mistress walks behind you, and puts her hands on your shoulders. “Down,” she instructs, an order for you to assume the position, on your knees. You resist a little bit – are you really ready to live out the fantasy that you’ve dreamed 1,000 times?

It’s right here in front of your face, and there’s no turning back. Your knees start to bend and before you know it, you’re kneeling in front of this well-endowed man.

All of a sudden, your nervousness slips away, now that the big moment is here.  At the same time, you feel yourself getting even more aroused. No sooner do your hands move down to your crotch, feeling your aching bulge, than Mistress reaches down and grabs them. “Wrong dick,” she laughs. She repositions your hand on the cock in front of your face.


Tell Me You Want To Suck a Cock


You wrap your hand around the hard, stiff cock, and look at it. As you pull it toward your open, hungry mouth, Mistress grabs your hair and pulls your head back. You whimper in frustration. “Hold on, hungry pet, in due time,” she says. “Play with it first. Feel it. Stroke it. Rub it on your face.”

Accordingly, you do all that she instructs. You grasp the cock by the shaft, and rub the head over your cheeks, your lips. It’s all you can do not to open your mouth and shove it in, all the way to the balls. But you wait for her permission.

She reaches around and takes the cock from your hands. “Secondly, I want to hear you say it,” she says.

“Say what?” you ask in a shaky voice. “Tell me that you want to suck a cock,” she says, specifically.

“I want to suck a cock!” you exclaim, to be sure.  At this moment, you feel as if you’ve never wanted anything more in your life, than to have this cock deep in your throat.  To repeat, “I want to suck THIS cock – right now! Please give it to me!”


Soon You’ll Have His Cock In Your Mouth


She rubs the head of the cock around your lips. “Keep your mouth closed,” she instructs. “Soon you’ll have this cock in your mouth, where you want it. All in good time.” She circles his cockhead around and around on your lips. You are quivering and whimpering with excitement. You feel like crying, you are so hungry for this cock.

“Open your mouth – just a little bit,” she says, at last. You do as your told, parting your lips. She rubs the tip of the cock against the inside of your mouth. The saltiness of it excites you even more. She parts your lips wider with the head. It’s so big, the skin so soft. You want it all. At this instant, he steps forward an inch, two inches. The whole head of his cock is now in your mouth, “Wrap your lips around it,” she says.

You squeeze your lips around the underside of his cock head, and he thrusts forward into your mouth, just a bit. The first inch of his shaft slides past your lips. You long to reach up, grab his ass and pull him all the way in, but you know you’re not allowed to do this. Your Suck Patrol Mistress is feeding you this cock, so you have to wait….

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