It’s that time of the year for cocksucker humiliation.

The holidays are upon us, and that means no matter how hard you may try, you can’t escape the related ephemera. Now, if you’re a bona fide, dick-obsessed cock sucker, you’re used to seeing anything phallic and thinking about sucking on it, so seeing candy canes at the store must trigger major tremors in your trousers.

Your assignment: celebrate with some cocksucker humiliation!

Whether you celebrate the holiday or not, there’s no reason you can’t enjoy some minty dick sucker humiliation. I want you to go to the store and purchase a candy candy. Now, I’m not talking about one of those measly little regular-sized candy canes. I’m talking about the huge novelty candy canes you need two hands to properly suck on. When you’re buying this, don’t try to tuck it away with the rest of your purchases; I want this to look as conspicuous as possible.

Indulge in that sweet tooth, cocksucker!

Now that you have your huge peppermint cock home, unwrap and enjoy! And better yet, do so on the phone with your Mistress. My favorite thing is answering the phone to the wet slurps and eager gags of a cocksucker celebrating the season! You’re going to bob your head up and down that candy cane until you whittle it down to nothing at all! By the time you’re done with your cocksucker humiliation, you’ll never look at candy canes the same again.

Tis the season to be a cocksucker!