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Howdy y’all! I am having such a heck of a time catching up – I may shred my To Do list and start all over. For now, I’ll just keep picking at it. Today I picked The Daily Cock Sucker to give some love to, when something interesting landed in my In Box. It Read …

The 9 Biggest Misconceptions About Blow Jobs

Brought to you by – not a big surprise – Cosmo Magazine. Naturally it is geared towards females, and not jaded cock-suckers like you. The examples of the myths reported, may seem more like common knowledge,  to us cynical folk.

Myth 1 – You need to get the whole penis in your mouth.  You know better, don’t you?

Of course you do, dick licker. Deep-throating is fun, but you don’t want to be a one-trick pony. No a good gobbler like you, knows the little tricks to heighten the pleasure . How to grab the base tight and bob your head down to your fist. That visual drives them nuts, watching you hoover his hard on like a Pro.

Myth 2 – They ALL want to dump their load down your throat.

The article suggests that the one doing the face fucking should give a – pardon the expression – head’s up, before emptying his balls in your mouth. How Polite!

Forget polite, that’s for ladies you want to impress. But you are a half-a-fag, trolling for down low at a glory hole, not deserving of niceties . No, all you want is to be used like a thing, a wet warm hole to pound – faceless and silent, except for your grunting.

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Myth 3 – You can’t get an STD from giving head.

STDs can be transmitted via all forms of sex – straight or gay – a condom protects you from various forms of cancer, HIV, HPV and HEP C.  As the author reminds us, condoms come in many flavors, and your Mistress is happy to instruct you how to put one on …. real sexy.

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