First up, I’m a snob for cocks. Even artificial ones!
As an avowed snob for dick, when I go looking for a new dildo to enjoy, I’m picky as fuck. If I’m going to be putting a dildo in my mouth, I know I’m automatically ruling out anything too hard. I like my teeth the way they are, thank you. No glass, metal, ceramic, or wood for a dildo I, or anyone I’m training, will be putting into a mouth. That leaves silicone and PVC, and of the two options I greatly prefer a silicone dildo over a PVC one! PVC gives off toxic fumes and vapors, tastes like Gumby’s asshole, and can degrade over time. Just say no to PVC, and go for silicone! I love a good platinum cured silicone, it’s the highest grade available, used in the creation of medical prostheses and implants, completely body safe, and it can be boiled without destroying the toy. Heck, you can run it through an autoclave at pressure and it’ll be fine.
I also love silicone toys for the beauty of them. Silicone can come in literally any color imaginable, swirled and sparkly and even glow in the dark! Why limit yourself to something boring and skin toned when you can go wild with your dildo! No lie, I would love to watch you suck a glowing dildo, in the dark, all the way down. Let me see that length disappear down your throat!
You might think that a dildo for cock sucking needs to be as large as you can possibly get it.
You would be wrong there, buddy! Start on the smaller end, because you’re working on training your gag reflex and ability to breathe through your nose while your throat is full. You don’t start on the endurance run, you build up to it! That’s why I highly recommend you start with a dildo that is closer to the average cock size of five and a half inches. Oh, you didn’t realize most dicks were so small? That’s because you watch too much porn. Remember that in most modern pornos, cocks are selected for size, which leads to a selection bias. The dicks you see in your favorite cock sucking porn are above average. When you go to your favorite cock sucking spot, you’re more likely to run into guys with average dicks. It’s just statistics! This is why you should select a dildo to learn to suck cock on that’s closer to average, rather than an enormous one.
Now that you know what criteria to use when selecting a dildo to learn to suck cock with…
Here’s your task, cock slut! I want you to take the plunge and go get yourself a really nice dildo for cock sucking practice. That’s right, I said “go get”! This means that I’d prefer you to not order online for a change!!! Go to your local adult sex toy store and actually touch, feel, and contemplate in person your purchase before you spend your money. In fact, I want you to ask the shop clerk for some help. Ask where the realistic silicone dildos are, and then ask if they have a tape measure you can borrow, just to make sure you get one that’s the right size. For bonus points, play this audio for the clerk! (I’ll admit it, I like giving you a little public humiliation at the same time, what can I say?)
Follow my instructions and advice to get yourself a really nice dildo to suck on.
And then, of course, practice your cock sucking technique! Practice makes perfect, after all.
Your Cock Sucking Trainer, Harper
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Hey Ms. Harper:
This is tim, I took your advise and went to a local adult bookstore. To my supervise to store is owned by two ladies. When I told her that I was getting ready to start cocksucker training, she was just more than delighted to help me pick out the right one. She also told me when I got through with me training to come back and see her for a job idea she had?
Thanks xoxo
tim
Hey Ms. Harper:
This is tim, i wanted to follow up with you and your readers. After my cocksucking training, i went back to the adult book store where i got my training dildo. i made contact with the two ladies that own the store (Amanda & Sue). They both were very happy and excited that i came back to ask about the job idea they had for the book store. They said they wanted to promote a new service in the book store, me being the store’s first cocksucker. They said i would be working for tips and that i could make as much as $500.00 for a weekend. Since that time i have not looked back, that service has been a hit and the ladyies say they have had a 20% increase in sales in the store.